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jaclcfrost:

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

I’ve been in a food fight.

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ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

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i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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death-by-lulz:

IMPORTANT

THIS. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO RESTAURANT WORKERS AND STORE EMPLOYEES. I MAY BE AN ASSHOLE BUT NOT TO THOSE FOLKS WHO DO STUFF FOR ME BECAUSE I CAN’T

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

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fraxtil:

this post is my magnum opus

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thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

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tonystarks:

daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.

      [x]

you know what i didn’t even fucking realize this until right now you go pepper potts four for you pepper potts

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wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim

image

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